[thestormscrolls]

no way in hell am i passing this up

[the-fittest-feminist]

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

[hotwhiteguy]

i lost my number, can you give me yours

[hotwhiteguy]

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

[sweet-montage]

you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on

[suzuharatoji]

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

[pentagastly]

me: i hate drama

drama: [happens]

me:

[bizarrest]

I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep

• some pro-life piece of shit: how would u feel ... if someone ... aborted YOu
• my suicidal ass: :^)